F(r)iends from Hell

What is it with all these Hell movies going on nowadays. Van Helsig, HellBoy, Go to Hell, how to give hell, born to raise hell, where to stash hell at night so that the cleaning staff don't get it....

I am thinking of writing a spoofy screenplay called....

oh! just read on....

collaborative efforts anyone. just add it to the comment and I will make these changes and keep republishing better drafts of F(r)iends from Hell....

[Dark Screen]

Friends. Friends. Lend me your ears. Hey you Sam. Yes you with the red collar, give me your pitchfork.

[Ouch! Argh!-shrieks]

Yes. You friends from hell. Quiet now.

Listen ye and listen all. In this glorious year of the new millenium I have decided to start a brand new society that will finally finally finally provide us respite from these years of being tortured, beaten, murdered, killed and sewn up by sanctimonious so and so's from the church to the trade press, I present to you, a society that is designed to forever protect you.

[Buzz in the crowd]

Yes. Protect you from the harsh uncivilized brutes from all over, who keep opening up wormholes in space to our world, come thrashing us, and do unspeakable things to us. An institution that will forever protect you from the most fiendish creature possible. Man

[frightened crowd]

An institution that will protect your rights as a living creature, to the pursuit of happiness, values, and morals. I present to you...

[ A large flag of the United States covers the screen]

No you idiot, those are our allies.

I present to you.

F(r)iends of Hell!

[A large blue cloth randomly dotted with gold specks comes into view]

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F(r)iends of Hell