Friday, June 22, 2007

Ban the hand

MP, 23rd August

In a move that was shocking, surprising and yet eerily familiar the Madhya Pradesh government has decided to pass an ordinance banning hands, digits and bananas in the state. "We all know that these items can be used for causing sexual pleasure, and we are against people pleasing themselves sexually. Sex can only be used as a means of reproduction not for pleasure.", said one of their Public Works Development Minister.
The move comes days after MP banned the sale of condoms with vibratory rings. The CPI and the CPM and other left parties in the state also expressed support for the move as being in line with Indian values(TM). Plans are now underway to remove the hands of most of the people living in the state.