Irony the Whale and Virago the Sperm

Inspired by this awesome piece of art above which I saw here, I plan to make a short cartoon series titled "Irony the Whale and Virago the Sperm" about life in a B school. Yes! Irony really attends B-school. So does Virago. It's meant to be funny. So go boil your head. The above piece
is Robin Joesph's creation, his copyright. Nothing to do with me. I have just been inspired by that and a large double of vodka. Robin if you are interested in animating it, just talk to me man.

cellphones as universal consoles????

think about it. Use it to do everything needed. they don't require any local storage space. You can do it using the network. Small, accessible and almost everyone knows how to use it. So is the next year going to be one of the cellphone? And I am talking basic models here. Use smses to program the house. :)

Not only that. Think about the kind of applications we could run on them if we only decide to junk porting Windows to the phone, none of the gadgetry or windows or dongles but only the very basic. I am talking of a vim for the cellphone which allows the cell to do anything. Schedule meetings, talk to people, have fun, look for promotions, look for events, search.

Is this the universal console? Hey you! You freako MBA's are you noticing the next biggest trend? I am here shouting it out from the rooftops. I unclog my nose in your general direction you MBA pigs. Did you hear that! Yes! I unclog my nose in your direction. And your mother was a hibiscus and your dad a rather large prune. I fart in your general direction.

Gill te guitar

A translation of Rabbi Shergill's Gill te guitar. Dedicated to all those who lost touch with friends they like so much. Or liked so much


Friends we were four in photos
Standing side by side
Teased the girls a lot.
Their dads tanned our hides.
Pallah left first
Then aeru went far
Sangah is now in Dubai
Left is me and my guitar

Pallah had a luck.
Which was worse than mine.
Kept teasing girls
But none fell into line
Who knew that pallah wouldn't
talk to me for seven years
Who knows how tommorow goes
rain or skies clear

Friends we were four in photos
Standing side by side
Teased the girls a lot.
Their dads tanned our hides.
Pallah left first
Then aeru went far
Sangah's in Dubai
Left is me and my guitar

Aeru was tall.
While I was quite short
He was quite calm about life
While my anger was quite hot
When we fought, which was quite a lot
we wouldn't speak for days
now we don't share
even the sorrows that we face

Took a walk went quite far
Looked at the images floating in my mind
Isn't it that only whenyou meet dangers ahead
that you think of friends left behind

Our sangah was a man
Calm and with elan
never seemed to miss us
pine or make a fuss
sangah after long time phoned me.
said the day passed him quite quickly
but not his eve.

Friends we were four in photos
Standing side by side
Teased the girls a lot.
Their dads tanned our hides.
Pallah left first
Then aeru went far
Sangah's in Dubai
Left is me and my guitar

Here's the original...

ve yaar mere kade sege tin chaar katthe ched dey si kudiyaan katthe Khaadi assan maar Pehlaan Pallaa gaya phir aeru gaya baar hun saanga vi dubai bache gill te guitar palle te meri kismat si buri assi firde rahe par na manni koi kudi bhave kahk si kaj si (?) sannu si nasha Kadde hovange kalle sanu ki pata ve yaar mere kade sege tin chaar katthe ched dey si kudiyaan katthe Khaadi assan maar Pehlaan Pallaa gaya phir aeru gaya baar hun saanga vi dubai bache gill te guitar Aeru si lammba main si chotta main si bahutaan kharab oh zara si thoda uddon lad ke kai din na assan bolnaa hun chah ke vi milda na dukh kholna mileyaa kal ik raahi mainu kehndaa gal sun meri tu khol kann jaddon na kujh agge disse tahiyon bandaa vekhe picche sanga apna si bandaa tagraa kade darr na fikar udde nede lagaa bare din baad kal aaya udda phone si kehndaa din taan lang jaada ae par shaam nai ve yaar mere kade seege tin chaar katthe ched dey si kudiyaan katthe Khaadi assan maar Pehlaan Pallaa gaya phir aeru gaya baar hun saanga vi dubai bache gill te guitar ve yaar mere ve yaar mere ve yaar mere ve yaar mere

to the financial guys in class

This is dedicated to all the guys who are desperate to take up finance in my batch. May you live long and mutiny with such passion. I know you pray for it as fevrently as I pray for a chance to do something, anything which is as funny as "The Crimson Permanent Assurance". Laugh guys. Laugh.

It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!

It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-annually.
It's all tax deductible. We're fairly incorruptible,
We're sailing on the wide accountancy!

Next post is about the different ways in which you can study and other assorted gyaan I gave "the beast" today.